One Pictofact to lure them all (into clicking).

'Herogasm' is basically 'Crisis on Infinite ****s.'

But no Quark cameo ... yet.

As if you DON'T brush your teeth with piss.

These cutaways are better than the time I met Sting at a bee convention.

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Playing a comedian may be hazardous to your health.

These days, the Hard Rock Cafe seems about as hard and/or rock as Ed Sheeran.

Much more than just a blonde bombshell.

‘The Flash’ should star … literally anyone else.

Fun fact: out-of-shape '70s Elvis could have kicked your tush.

Pill bugs aren’t bugs at all, or pills for that matter.

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